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2009-11-14T05:05:48Z

05:51 @LisaH: shrink-wrapped abs? There's a fetish for that... #
11:39 #blog: Stay out of prison. Use Facebook. wp.me/p3XVR-aY #
17:18 ♻ @queenohearts: Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket - bit.ly/2rJ0ys (via @Demongrrrrl)- I bow before the awesome geekiness #

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2009-11-13T05:04:22Z

08:25 being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, bein' packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal MickeyMouse #
13:18 I hate it when you have the perfect opportunity to make an inappropriate comment, but you don't know the person well enough to make it... #
13:27 @LisaH: Google Voice definitely *is* FTW. #
20:12 Holmstrom scores! #

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2009-11-12T05:03:43Z

08:59 @jaisonlee: maybe I should swipe your Macbook so you can quit having those bad dreams? Just trying to help! #
10:31 The #earworm of the day is "Grease". I feel an urge to go buy a soundtrack... #
10:32 @etherius: doh! My bad. #
11:02 What have I done to deserve being stuck with such dense co-workers? What I do really isn't rocket science, I swear. #

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2009-11-11T05:07:28Z

01:33 @queenohearts: thanks for sharing those comics. Funny stuff. #
13:28 @ke9v: Pre-order on iTunes? Why? In case they run out of bits in their pipe? #
21:16 @etherius: ugh. That's bad from both the pun perspective and the junk technology perspective (a herz is *one* cycle per second, not 60) #
21:45 Had a good night. Nice bike ride (in the dark) out to the restaurant for a good meal, showered, watched V. Now... sleep. #

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2009-11-10T05:04:36Z

06:40 #goodomen? Filled the tank ($37.62) bought a pop and something for breakfast. Total $40.00. #
14:15 #earworm: I've got "The Ketchup Song" stuck in my head. No idea why. is.gd/4R8hE #
15:12 #earworm #win: After doing a comparison of inventory counts, I have a new and vastly improved earworm... "5 to 1" by The Doors. #

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2009-11-08T05:02:16Z

17:31 ♻ @LadyTourmaline: *giggle* RT @Satans_Thong: twitpic.com/onx0p - LOL #
17:36 To Sen. Debbie Stabenow: Protect online #Poker players. Support S1597. bit.ly/1EBcYd #MI #48047 #
18:57 @CourtCat: sending you an invite. May take 2-8 days to arrive. #
22:09 @duck1123: I got rid of everything but my eyebrows. Felt great... for a couple days. Now paying the price. #

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2009-11-07T05:02:22Z

11:56 #fortunecookie: success comes in cans, not in cannots. #
13:43 To the manager who told me his people would be ready for me at 12:30 instead of the scheduled 14:00; thanks for wasting my time! #
17:25 @NoelFigart: I always wondered who bought those... #
17:41 @ke9v: have one for me! #
18:18 ♻ @FakeAPStylebook: automaker - Spell as one word, as the U.S. auto industry can no longer afford spaces. #
18:22 @NoelFigart: I swear I'm not stalking you. Right after I commented on your slanket, another website I was visting gave me is.gd/4PbEm #

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2009-11-06T05:03:29Z

10:49 @howardtayler: that's some pretty shameless self-promotion, there... #

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2009-11-05T05:05:25Z

11:20 #blog: Going hairless wp.me/p3XVR-aS #
14:11 @LisaH: forward it on! :-) #
15:35 Stuck waiting for a very slow, ver long train. Nice cap to a crappy day. #
15:40 Correction! Stuck waiting for a very long STOPPED train! #

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2009-10-30T04:02:24Z

07:47 And today begins with a 3.5 hour meeting... Yay #
12:46 #knit yourself happy is.gd/4Hji7 #

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2009-10-29T04:02:47Z

06:17 ♻ @cunningminx: I was going to be Twitter for Halloween but I don't want to go down *that* often. (via @NikolHasler) ROFL! #
10:28 Finished my 90 minute long 30 minute meeting... Now to start the 90 minute meeting scheduled to begin 60 minutes ago. #
11:18 Good news: 90 minute meeting was over in 45 minutes. Bad news: Because one of our systems is FUBAR. Good news: It's somebody else's problem. #
15:36 ...and the day ends with a 60-minute meeting that my half of didn't even start until the 60-minute mark. Lasted 2.5 hours total. :-P #

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2009-10-28T04:02:05Z

15:26 RT @HyperionVoice: Giving away 10 copies of HEAT WAVE by Rick Castle! You love the show; you know you want the book. RT to enter! (US only) #
21:22 Just watched yesterday's #Castle. High-larious. Especially the "guest appearance" at the beginning. #

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2009-10-27T04:02:47Z

07:05 Just got passed by a fire truck, ambulance, and cop. Not looking good for the morning commute :-( #
12:19 #blog: Is this politics, or "reality" TV? wp.me/p3XVR-aO #

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2009-10-26T04:03:15Z

21:12 Microsoft takes action against Linux: 2tu.us/zdo #

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2009-10-25T04:02:41Z

10:58 Bustin' makes me feel good!

(Just sayin'...) #

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2009-10-24T04:03:09Z

10:55 @thinkgeek: Shouldn't that be Mole Minute, then? Also, I think it's more properly celebrated on June 02 @ 10:23 #
13:55 @Micrathene: That never stops most folks... #

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2009-10-23T04:03:03Z

21:10 I hate baseball playoff season. Give me my Fringe back! #

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2009-10-19T04:03:51Z

13:32 The Lions are just embarrassing! Why am I watching this game?!? #
13:42 second possession of the game, have lost yardage or possession on every single play so far. #

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2009-10-18T04:04:03Z

11:20 We can dance if you want to. #
18:57 Learning to play Munckin Quest. Looks like a fun game, but way more complicated than Munchkin... #
20:17 Very complicated game. 5 people playing, and we're just now starting the 5th player's first turn. #

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2009-10-17T04:03:35Z

09:42 Thanks to @geekable, I am suddenly filled with an urge to tattoo "Leviticus 19:28" on my body. It'd be like a "do you know your bible?" quiz #
09:43 @eeebuntu: when will the build be done? #
11:29 The day is looking up! My favorite Thai restaurant is open again after being closed for 2 weeks. #
12:19 #fortunecookie: You will do well to expend your business. #
13:26 @McCainBLogette: To hell with the people who are harassing you. There's nothing wrong with that picture at all. #
21:44 Relaxing, surfing the net for random pics, and listening to Pandora for the first time in a long time. #

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2009-10-15T04:04:03Z

03:42 Just got my Google Wave invite, finally. Time to see what all the hype is about. #

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2009-10-14T04:03:04Z

11:38 #blog: Who knew the Fonz was so wise? wp.me/p3XVR-aK #

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2009-10-13T04:03:21Z

05:40 Watched the Wolverine movie last night. FInally figured out why he's a hero. His body is laced with Adam Ant-ium. What a Goody Two-Shoes. #
07:14 It's going to be a fun day. I haven't been in the office for so long, my badge no longer works here. #

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2009-10-12T04:03:03Z

03:44 I generally hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason", but today may have made me a believer... #

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2009-10-11T04:02:48Z

17:39 Playing poker with a "breast cancer awareness" deck of cards. Lots of pink. No breasts. I feel cheated. #

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